Comments on The Wal*Mart Game!

My mistake in the last comment. You use the SPY EAR on the "Toys" Page, and it can't be done before the Lame Ending, because you need the two quarters for the vending machines at the exit.

I wish the sticker guy, the RC car, and my 3rd Eye could have been saved, though...
-- Jeff (Score of 0)
8/9/2010 4:26:10 PM:
This was amazing. I had to use the walkthrough, but I got all three endings! (Although one doesn't work and never will)
The Uber Ending is actually waaaaaaay easier than the cool/great ending (forgot what its called), and can actually be done BEFORE the lame ending. Get the FRS radio and use it in the toy department. That's all.
-- Jeff (Score of 350)
8/8/2010 6:12:47 PM:
This game was AWESOME!!! I want the UberEnd now, though. I saw both Lame ends, but I had to use the guide on finishing the normal way :( I had almost all of the items, but couldn't tie it together. Oh, well, it was still so cool. GLITCH: When you are in the plumbing section, if you choose the bottom option (something like "Maybe I'll go do something else..."), you get taken back to the start screen, but with all your items. I used that to use the guide and not have to restart. I loved the game, 10/10, 8/8, whatever, it ruled. I have one complaint: In the normal end, the greeter who gave you your sticker is never found! I fought to save the people, and they get rid of everyones favorite. I literally almost cried when they said the old greeter couldn't be found :(
-- Jetleo1 (Score of 350)
6/12/2010 12:44:53 AM:
the best of the best
-- VD2010 (Score of 0)
2/13/2010 7:51:50 AM:
HOLY CARP, GET THE UBERENDING DONE!!!!!!!!! It is when you use the Spy ear in the toys section
-- Sanchez13 (Score of 350)
12/12/2009 8:35:29 PM:
Really, really hard to get through. But fun...
-- Bushy (Score of 350)
8/24/2009 9:12:10 PM:
i spent ages on this to figure it out how to get the best ending i got the uberending fist but it was still under construction. then i got the lame ending. And i couldn't figure out how to get the best ending i did what everyone else would do. WALK-THRU!
-- Dazohan11 (Score of 350)
7/28/2009 3:32:30 PM:
Great Game!!! Very fun
That was realy hard!!!
My first try is only Lame Ending:(
-- saint_orton (Score of 0)
4/30/2009 12:36:20 PM:
8/8. Great game! I only got the Lame Ending, though...
-- Rain (Score of 0)
4/3/2009 8:46:35 PM:
A 7 that would have been an Eight had the Uber ending been available. Cmon git er done! Great story.
-- urnam0 (Score of 350)
3/3/2009 6:02:40 PM:
its was awesome, confusing and hard...... i had to look at walk-thru bout 200 times
-- i dont know (Score of 350)
2/24/2009 9:00:08 PM:
Jeez, that was HARD! But it was very very fun, complicated, and well written. My favorite part was what you had to do at the end - if anyone wants to find out, play it for yourself. This is a wonderful game, and you are wonderful at making games. It was a bit too diffucult, but in the end, I still gave it 8/8. :D
-- Aletheia (Score of 350)
8/3/2008 9:46:36 PM:
This game was awesome.
-- Wiisal (Score of 350)
7/28/2008 3:59:48 AM:
GIVE UBER ENDING WALKTHROUGH, ive tried multiple ideas on how to find out about that fomula l or some shit. but MANG you gotta give it. ITS WAY HARD
-- nerox (Score of 350)
7/10/2008 4:40:52 AM:
It's so hard that I just couldn't give you an 8. You made me have a stroke, you know. :)
-- Ashen_Snake (Score of 350)
5/25/2008 4:58:36 PM:
Good game. Not the most interesting story but it worked well. Was very much like the old Adventure games.
-- Zarok (Score of 360)
5/4/2008 12:03:34 PM:
It was a good game, but a little confusing at times. I liked the premise (why else would i be playing this?), but it could have been improved a bit.
-- BM (Score of 10)
4/30/2008 9:22:45 PM:
This is a fantastic game.

Couldn't have been better.
-- snowvioletjadecat (Score of 350)
3/24/2008 7:52:37 AM:
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS HARD I just spent the last hour getting the cool ending, you think tht would be 15,000 lame endings, thank GOD I'm done.
-- Expander (Score of 350)
12/29/2007 5:29:52 PM:
Totally awesome. Realistic use of items, funny all the way through, playing it really brought the terrorist infested Wal*Mart alive!
-- TheArmedHero (Score of 360)
12/1/2007 4:43:17 PM:
this game is hard snd confusing you should go in steps and have more etailed walkthrough
-- ken (Score of 350)
10/21/2007 5:28:26 PM:
The Wal*Mart Game= Awesome!
-- nierguy (Score of 350)
7/8/2007 5:21:46 PM:
I could see a few spots where the game could've been put together better, but this is an extraordinary accomplishment. Very difficult to complete! I'm looking forward to the Uber Ending!
-- Waluigi_Freak_99 (Score of 350)
7/4/2007 3:51:43 PM:
Great game...I think I got the middle ending.

:D
-- TheMagicDude (Score of 350)
5/27/2007 12:05:39 AM:
"Sigh" thatguy. dont say you have a UBERending if you DONT HAVE ONE!
-- Rommel (Score of 350)
3/18/2007 7:10:58 AM:
What can I say? It's fun, it's witty, it's one of the reasons I came to the site
-- Melike (Score of 350)
2/19/2007 4:49:02 PM:
Whoa that was hard! I can't wait to hear the rest of the story!
-- PrinceOProvidence (Score of 350)
2/13/2007 4:36:57 PM:
This was interesting. Would have been nice to see the Uber-ending, though.
-- TsukiNoBara (Score of 360)
11/27/2006 11:28:07 PM:
I mus be stupid because that was hard even after reading the walkthough.
-- qazlp10 (Score of 350)
11/24/2006 7:13:28 PM:
A brilliant game. It took some time to beat though, and was a bit repeditive going through the Lawn and Garden section all the time.
-- October (Score of 350)
10/22/2006 4:31:03 AM:
That was Awesome!
-- primates (Score of 360)
10/18/2006 8:43:49 PM:
The Wal*Mart Game rules!! This is the best using-items-to-solve-puzzles game I've seen yet! Will the Uber Ending ever be fixed?
-- Sethaniel (Score of 350)
10/3/2006 10:29:46 PM:
In the TOT TOYS page, I think it would be fun taking a rattle or rubber fire truck and chucking it at a terrorist's head, but the game is made and will remain that way forever.
-- hamburgerfish (Score of 0)
9/16/2006 2:08:46 PM:
Try to fix the Uber Ending! I got the cool ending!
-- hamburgerfish (Score of 0)
9/13/2006 7:41:09 PM:
Wow, good game. I only got the lame ending
-- hamburgerfish (Score of 0)
9/13/2006 5:58:46 PM:
Played it again. Good use of items and variables. Interesting story.
-- madglee (Score of 360)
7/14/2006 1:01:29 PM:
i got the lame ending but i dont care lol. totally complex game. i like it.
-- nate (Score of 0)
7/7/2006 2:28:23 AM:
Great story, but you need the walk through in order to win. You should have put the hardness, "mosie through a minefield
-- Jammy (Score of 350)
4/13/2006 5:18:52 PM:
I am speechless at how incredible this game is with its storyline too...
-- GodsSlayer (Score of 350)
4/12/2006 7:14:48 AM:
This was one hard core game!
-- gamer22 (Score of 350)
3/31/2006 2:46:55 PM:
Great, fun, and exciting game. I felt like I was saving Wal-Mart. Sam would be proud of me.
-- Chris (Score of 350)
3/11/2006 11:08:03 PM:
This is the best game on this site. Well done.
-- Joe (Score of 350)
3/11/2006 5:55:18 PM:
WOW!!! That was hard to do. :) It was rather entertaining. Good job! :)
-- Anna Marie Mac Gillis (Score of 350)
2/9/2006 10:34:35 PM:
man you rilly need to let people see their score while im playing
-- emory$$ (Score of 0)
2/1/2006 9:47:59 PM:
VERY AMAZING! I got the cool ending by getting EVERYTHING THE GAME HAS AS AN ITEM. Last time I omly got some stuff and got the lame ending
-- Silver_LAke (Score of 350)
12/18/2005 10:05:35 AM:
veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy long good game though
-- jace (Score of 350)
10/2/2005 4:17:19 PM:
some of the game makes no sense but it is fun allaround
-- zack (Score of 0)
8/24/2005 8:23:20 AM:
Cool game, but I did not get to see the uber ending. Oh well, let me know when it's fixed, and I'll use my spy ear to get into the playhouse, ha,ha. Also, I was surprised you didn't make the user have to find all 3 quarters before giving up the spy ear after 2. Guess you have to do that just in case they buy some runts...
-- BigB (Score of 350)
7/26/2005 11:16:57 PM:
Hahaha, that was great. How do I get to the uber-ending?
-- Jason Mauss (Score of 350)
5/12/2005 12:20:41 AM:
That......Was.......AWESOME!!!!!!
Thanx to the trusty walkthru...lol
-- Luis Bernal (Score of 350)
3/4/2005 10:49:59 PM:
That was AWESOME!!! I think that maybe you could make something happen with the junky 3rd eye or the smiley sticker, say giving them to a little kid so she won't cry and blow your cover =D But, anyway, it was awesome!!!
-- Sierra (Score of 350)
2/21/2005 2:52:53 PM:
That took way too long. I couldn't figure out how to use most of the items. But still entertaining.
-- sincuirge (Score of 350)
2/18/2005 5:49:06 AM:
This Game is the greatest game ever made by man! Play it! Right now! Go on, click "Play this game"! That's right, I'm watching you! Do it, already! Oh, and if you get stuck, use the walkthrough. Handy tip: If you don't want to erase your current game by opening the walkthrough, open the walkthrough on another computer, or open the walkthrough first and cut and paste it to microsoft word in case you'll need it later!
-- The Mighty Hero Who Just Finished This Game (Score of 350)
2/15/2005 5:02:52 PM:
The coolest game I have ever played!
-- Desiree (Score of 0)
1/1/2005 12:53:09 PM:
Yeah i finally win this game using the racing car to get pass the emergency exit!
-- siti (Score of 0)
11/3/2004 12:18:40 PM:
yeah! that was a great game, the best so far, i got the lame ending, but i actually thought the lame ending was kind of freaky, and funny, i guess no one cares about wal-mart after all.
-- leon101 (Score of 0)
8/28/2004 11:19:21 PM:
Great Game! It was just SO SO much fun! AMke more games soon!
-- Jake Blake (Score of 360)
8/22/2004 9:59:10 PM:
Very Hardand there goes 3 hours of my life but I think it was great game.
-- RpgMan (Score of 350)
7/24/2004 3:30:40 PM:
WOW THIS GAME is the best game i ever played! i evan won it (with the walkthru of chorse)wow thatguy you did i really did a good job i now see why you won 1st place FOR IMAGINATION!!! THATGUY I MUST CONGRADURATE YOU!!! 3 CHEERS FOR THATGUY!! HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP HIP HOORAAAYY!!!
-- J Thunder (Score of 350)
7/10/2004 3:33:08 PM:
Pretty cool; shame that the ultra-cool ending was never made.
-- Kest (Score of 350)
6/23/2004 12:09:59 AM:
What!! You only got a hundred dollars for this masterpeice! Had it been up to me, you'd have gotten $1,000! At minimum! This is easily the best game on the entire site! ON CORE! This one must have taken forever, but if you would, this site could use more of your work!
-- IceFireKirby (Score of 35)
6/3/2004 8:02:16 AM:
FIX. THE. UBER. ENDING. NOW!
-- Tommy (Score of 350)
5/6/2004 6:08:20 PM:
it was easy and im only 11!!!!!
-- shuquita(code name) (Score of 0)
11/11/2003 11:26:44 AM:
What an entertaining game... lots to discover and do. I especially like the path to the Uberending, though I wish I could have seen it! Thanks!
-- vorfeed (Score of 350)
11/7/2003 8:15:10 PM:
What an awesome way to kill a couple hours. I must say I am disappointed that the uberending doesn't work, cos I got it, and then had to hit the back button to get the lame ending. how do you get the cool ending? i swear i have every damn item in the WalMart. I'd like to be able to use the porkrinds and swanky suit, too.

Sometimes, on Sunday, I like to go to the West Memphis SuperWalMart, which is in Arkansas. It reminds me that the human race has no future. Now I will have elaborate fantasies about terrorists when I feel the need to do some serious shopping.

RAWK!
-- sue (Score of 350)
10/19/2003 1:32:50 PM:
Really great game!
-- Daian (Score of 350)
10/2/2003 1:22:42 PM:
Great game! I got the lame ending, but now I'll try for the good one.
-- Freebooter (Score of 0)
9/12/2003 10:46:10 AM:
It was so hard awesome game up until I couldn't figure it out, I had to look at the walk through because I didn't get the bomb option until I got canola oil and yeast but I had everything else. I'd loved the game but I got suggesdtions it was too hard,
-- George McDougall (Score of 350)
7/27/2003 7:16:12 PM:
This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)
-- madglee (Score of 360)
6/10/2003 11:38:26 PM:
Love that bomb bit. Otherwise, fun game to play
-- Chris (Score of 360)
5/27/2003 9:44:05 AM:
Great game, my man! I can see that a TON of work went into this.
Got the cool ending. How about a walkthrough for the uber-ending, or at least some tips?

-- Steve (Score of 350)
5/21/2003 9:57:35 AM:
Now this is an excellent game. Kudos to you for actually being able to come up with something this involved.
-- Martial Arts Master (Score of 350)
5/13/2003 8:21:56 PM:
A very challenging game but once i worked it out it was quite easy
-- Zapsterv02 (Score of 350)
4/29/2003 12:44:41 PM:
THE LAME ENDING! WHAT! Anyway, great game, really difficult! It took me about 2 hours to finish. I had fun!
-- Jade (Score of 350)
4/27/2003 2:07:35 AM:
Well, I got the okay ending. I REALLY wish I could figure out what all I need to do to get the best. The big thing is that most of the items I found were never used. Oh well. I can see how this game won first prize in that contest!
-- Renodox (Score of 350)
4/20/2003 8:38:16 PM:
The best game on the sight. Glad it won the contest.

I beat it finally!
-- ESRTIOKNE (Score of 350)
3/13/2003 9:09:01 PM:
Won it again

woohoo

i love playing this game


Congrats on winning the contest. This reelly is the best game!
-- solostrike (Score of 350)
3/5/2003 6:33:23 PM:
Extremely wicked game!
Now i finally know why its a nominee (lol).
This game is wicked.
I got the Cool Ending
-- solostrike (Score of 350)
3/2/2003 5:01:16 PM:
Still #1 in my book, next to Lodin's Quest, of course ;-)
-- beholder (Score of 350)
3/2/2003 2:15:53 PM:
Okay got the cool ending... need to get the uber ending. will do it!
-- march5th00 (Score of 350)
2/20/2003 3:51:56 PM:
We'll I have to admit this one is tough. I have ben playing it for over an hour and can't still get the cool ending. Got to settle fo the lame one this time.
-- easterangel (Score of 10)
2/18/2003 10:55:47 AM:
Just the Cool Ending! How the !#$@ do I get the uberEnding? Holy Carp (hehe), this is an insanely awesome game.
-- Wal*Marted Out (Score of 350)
2/15/2003 9:48:19 PM:
Hey thatguy! WOW! THIS GAME ROCKS! When finished it has potential definately to be the best game on the site. I think i tried every possible alternative but only got the "lame" ending. so im not sure if i missed something or not! Hopefully the game is finished in time for the contest cause you're a definate competitor!! Thanks for a GREAT game!
-- march5th00 (Score of 50)
2/13/2003 7:07:53 PM:
This game is so friggen sweet I almost crapped my pants. Good gawd! It's pretty difficult though, I can't seem to get anything but the Lame Ending. Better luck to you
-- Oliver (Score of 0)
2/11/2003 9:41:35 PM: